Punks aren't just about iconoclasm, nihilism, anarchy, body
piercing, tattoos, and mohawks (and sometimes, questionable
Punks have a sense of humor too. (You can't tell me this guy
is totally serious!)
That said, we bring you to the classics: classic punks reinterpret
classic jokes and riddles. (Again, your suggestions
are welcome. Send them to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Send a photo too if you like.)
"You're supposed to say, 'Who's there?'"
"Fuck off, you wanker!"
"Why did the chicken cross the
"Cause I kicked its ass!"
"I just flew in from Seattle, and boy are my arms tired ... from
bitch-slapping a stewardess!"
"How many punks does it take to
screw in a light bulb?:
"Would I? Wood Eye?"
"I don't know any assholes named Dwayne!"
"You're supposed to say "Dwayne who?'"
"You're pissing me off! Are you the police?"
"No, it's a joke."
"Pretty fucking hilarious. Do I have to come out there and kick your
"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
"An interpretation of your piece-of-shit life, you fucking loser. I
"How many punks does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
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