Rabid Dog Jokes

We apologize in advance ...
this is really painful!

What is a rabid dog's favorite fast food?
    Burrrgrrrs.

What is a rabid dog's favorite gender?
    Girrrls.

What is a rabid dog's favorite water sport?
    Surrrfing.

What is a rabid dog's favorite cartoon character?
    Tony the Tiger, 'cause he's Grrreat!

What is a rabid dog's favorite carpet?
    Berrrber.

What happens to a rabid dog who is penned up too long?
    He gets stirrr crazy.

What is a rabid dog's favorite liquor?
    Bourrrbon.

What do rabid dogs love to chase?
    Squirrrles.

What are a rabid dog's favorite colors?
    Purrrple and grrreen.

What's one of a rabid dog's more annoying habits?
    Eating turrrds.